What a great time! Every time I come to Astoria its fantastic. Here are some of the highlights:
1. All you can eat clams, all you can eat clam chowder, all you can eat col slaw, & bottomless wine. Not only that, we had a lovely elderly couple signing sam cooke covers with harmony. Also I did enjoy the LNG stands for Live Nude Girls (see attached though you have probably seen this).
2. Labor Temple. It was probably a problem that I was hammered drunk by the time we got there (nothing to do with bottomless wine…) We met a young man who was clearly stumbling drunk, here is a excerpt from the conversation between Ryan and Drunk man:
Man: Where the f*** are you guys from?!
Ryan: Um, I live here? How about you?
Man: You are not Canadian are you?!
Ryan: Um, no, not at all.
Man: Good, I f***ing hate Canadians.
Ryan: So what do you do?
Man: Sure you are not Canadians?
Man: I am violent.
Ryan: For a living?
Man: No, I am just violent.
Man: Do you know why I am violent?!
Ryan: um, why…
Man: Because I am a Vagina!
Man: I am a fucking Vagina! And this Vagina will take anyone in here!
Anyone in the bar: ….
We then went to a table in the back and sang karaoke.
We met some nice people and staged a Last Super.